Homecoming ©

 Wayward... Ruthlessly severing, in a momentary sway,

Your gentle, loving  leashes of principles pure

Into counterfeit well-being, I'd wandered away.

I've experienced ecstasy, beguiling pleasures unbound!

But when I opened my eyes to actuality,

I craved for a stable ground.

Alas! There was none that I could find.

For some delights can just make you fly,

But don't assure a safe haven to bind.

And I fell... Onto Reality's coldest ground, maimed

Breaking every bit of my brittle soul.

Confidence deprived; honour defamed.

The one vital sense that's not yet tainted

Is a meagre flame of conscience,

That's  flickered even after rationality sordidly fainted.

With every bit, every photon of that hopeful ray

I beg; Take me back in you endearing proximity,

Repair the ties I broke; from this hell, keep me at bay...

I wish to be with you forever, I now surmise

Safe and sound, devoid of the demonic deceits

For I've wondered way too much, in a false paradise...

The Memory Lane ©

I was walking down that path tonight;

Our "Memory Lane" where we used to go out.

Suddenly, it was no longer the white streetlights

And a blithe spring evening glow came about!

Two juveniles I saw, you and me

Walking on the grass in childlike grace,

The lad knelt down, and kissed her hands

And stood up, engulfing her in their first embrace.

The field dissolved into an autumn evening.

You inched your little finger, hooking it onto mine

And a balmy kiss on my cheek you bestowed

That swept me off my feet, right onto Cloud Nine!

The evening faded into a starry, winter night;

And there you were, pulling me in haste

For a passionate goodbye kiss in the moonlit woods,

Not letting any moment of solitude go waste.

I held out my hand for you, in anticipation

When the spell of the magical past broke!

The streetlights were back, and you weren't next to me

My heart grew heavy with lovelorn yoke.

Tentatively, I looked back to trace you there

Darkness was all I saw, like the sight of the blind

And with the sigh and misty eyes, I walked away

Leaving those mellifluous memories, far behind....

Hey Ram(dev) : The Satyagraha Scramble ©

Baba Ramdev sat on his couch after Yoga and switched on the TV and surfed channels. Suddenly his

stubby fingers stops on the remote on:

Channel #1: a news channel – people were hurling whatever they found in

their vicinity at others, shouting the dirtiest unparliamentary lines—undoubtedly, it was our very own

Indian Parliament.

Baba Ramdev’s (already sunken) stomach sank (further)! Had humans become so

corrupt, so wild?

Channel #2:  Poonam Pandey doing some

sensual excercises, her negligible apparel just shy of the nooks and crannies that could make any Baba

forget their Yog and start drooling.

Channel #3: Little framed feeble Anna Hazare was fighting a lost battle of Fighting Corruption.

What happened later, follows here:

Baba Ramdev wrote on his Facebook Wall Satyagraha! My new Religion!

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Chintu Kumar Go Baba, go!

Narendra Modi Waah Baba ne kya adbhut baat ki hai!!

Suhel Seth Funny how so many Gandhijis in so many notes you possess couldn’t turn you into a

Satyagrahi and Poonam pandey did!

Baba Ramdev took the quiz “WHERE SHOULD YOU CHILL OUT AT PRESENT” and got the answer

“Dehradun” Click to know your chillout location.

Baba Ramdev took the quiz “How fit are you?” and got the answer “You are in need of a strict diet”

Clickto get an unabashed fitness feedback if you dare!

Baba Ramdev Fasting for Satyagraha

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Baba Ramdev > Kapil Sibal

Dude, I need a ground for 5000 people at the Ramleela Maidaan for my next sermon. You game?

See Wall to Wall

Kapil Sibal commented on the Wallpost I’m still not done scheming for and torturing those students.

Will catch ya later. Go ahead!

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Kapil Sibal likes Stop Animal Torture! Torture Students Instead! Like this page

Upcoming events SATYAGRAHA!!! Venue: Ramleela Maidaan, Dehradun.

RSVP Yes No Maybe

Sadhvi Ritambhara Devi poked Baba Ramdev

Baba Ramdev Dehradun!! Cool place Manhh!

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Chintu Kumar Beating the heat, eh??

Some News There was a big brawl at the Ramleela Maidaan! Baba Ramdev’s estimation of 5000

followers skyrocketed to 50,000. He and his team were attacked at one in the morning. Reason

unknown. Utter mayhem still hangs upon that area. Stay tuned for more updates! Click to subscribe.

Kapil Sibal That liar said there would be only 5000 people… Whatever happened to crowd control?

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Baba Ramdev You are just jealous I got more followers than you.

Kapil Sibal Followers? Go visit my Twitter profile! I got more than yours!

Baba Ramdev Watch your words, dude. I’m a Satyagrahi.

Kapil Sibal Yeah right! And I’m Rakhi Sawant!

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Baba Ramdev Shut it, you non-yogic unshapely mass!

Kapil Sibal downloaded the Application Police Force and challenged Baba Ramdev.

Details:

Winner: Kapil Sibal 496788 points Can you beat this score? Play Police Force.

Weapons used : Tear gas (35 Offensive, 20 Defensive) Lathi Charge (40 Offensive, 35 Defensive)

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Union of Reporters posted on Kapil Sibal’s Wall

Sir, do you think that an attack on Baba was justified?

Kapil Sibal Very Much! He commented on my shape!

Union of Reporters How would you look for amendments?

Kapil Sibal Would have to look in the mirror first! Frankly, I’m a li’l conscious now!

Union of Reporters What about compensation to the loss?

Kapil Sibal No one was harmed. I just wanted to freak out that freak!

Union of Reporters Hmmmm.

Baba Ramdev Let me get out! Will beat the hell outta Sibal!

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Union of Reporters posted on Narendra Modi’s Wall

Sir what are your view about the Satyagraha fiasco at Dehradun?

Narendra Modi Wait a sec, I’m playing Mob Wars. Care to join my gang, eh?? No? Okay, let me finish

this level.

Union of Reporters (after 2 hours) Sir…

Narendra Modi Yeah yeah….

THERE WAS UTTER RAVANLEELA AT RAMLEELA MAIDAAN. THE BLUNT SENTENCES OF

BABA SCARED THE SH*T OUTTA GOVERNMENT. HE DARED TO POINT OUT THAT IT WAS IN A BAD SHAPE.

AND THIS TRUTH WAS TOO MUCH TO DIGEST (No pun intended) !!

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Narendra Modi HERE’S WHERE THE BLUE-TURBANED, BLUED EYED IMAGE OF OUR PM GETS EXPOSED!

He’s total WIMP!

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Narendra Modi AND SHIELA DIXIT,PLEASE COME OUTTA YOUR DREAM WORLD. YOU DON’T OWN THE

GOVT, YOU ARE NOT RELATED TO MADHURI DIXIT AND SHEILA KI JAWANI WAS NOT WRITTEN FOR YOU.

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Union of Reporters One last question…. Which drama school did you attend?

Baba Ramdev poked Poonam Pandey

Poonam Pandey Planning to go bare if Baba is released and sent back.

Poonam Pandey asked a question

Now sow many of you want an instant release of Baba?

Yes ………………… 99%

No…………………. 1%

Baba Ramdev changed his relationship status from “it’s complicated” to “in a realtionship”

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Chintu Kumar Who’s the chick??

Sadhvi Ritambhara Devi changed her relationship status from “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”

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Poonam Pandey took the quiz “Who has a crush on you?” and got the result “Baba Ramdev”

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Baba Ramdev :D <3

Lalu Prasad Yadav There’s Rahu hovering over the head of Baba. He has gone badaam (read nuts)

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Poonam Pandey Don’t speak rash, dude! And when did you learn astrology anyway?

Tejaswi Yadav Hi Poonam!

Tejasvi Yadav What happened, beautiful? No reply?? Should I dedicate a song to you?? “White-white

face dekh ke dil-wa beating fast sasura jaan se maare re… Oh very happy in my heart dil dance maare

re…”

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Baba Ramdev Hey stop hitting on my girl and Lalu tujhe toh baad me dekhta hoon

Lalu Prasad Yadav Haan hum bhi dekh be karenge ka kara tara ho tum!

Tejaswi Yadav Hey Poonam! Call me! 9876543210

Poonam Pandey :/

Baba Ramdev won the poll and is out of custody and is offering a Bonus!! Collect the Bonus!

Baba Ramdev It feels so good to be back in Haridwar!

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Chintu Kumar Welcome back, Baba!

Poonam Pandey Awww Rambo! I’m so happy for you! <3

Poonam Pandey added 10 new photos to her album “BARE” UP WIMME!!

Poonam Pandey changed her profile picture

Baba Ramdev *wink wink*

Bivouac ©

“Mama, are there playgrounds in heaven?
Merry-go-rounds, see-saws, swings?
Are there ice lollies? Clownfishes and mollies?
Or butterflies with colourful wings?

Remember , I told you last birthday
I wanted that pink dress in the mall?
Don’t buy it at all, it’s way too small
To last even till this year’s fall.

I know, there’s no Santa Claus;
It was you who dressed up every year,
Rolling and rocking, filling my Christmas stocking,
Watching my face light up with cheer.

I’m feeling sleepy, my eyes are closing,
But I want to say Thanks to you.
For those dresses and dolls, colouring books at the mall,
For those marbles of every colour and hue”.

She listened to her daughter silently
Witnessing the fateful sight.
She was way too far from bold, to believe her six year old
Would not make it through the night.

“Papa’s waiting up there, there’s loads of work to do.
I’ll have to recite to him my latest rhyme
Then we’ll decorate the home up there and wait for you…”
So saying, she closed her eyes for the last time.

Nothingness ©

Sordid mornings, Scorched nights
Loved ones out of sight
Deserted hallways, abandoned meadows
Misty eyes, disappearing shadows
I’m Lost!
Now I can’t be found…
Even if searched all around
This is beyond the usual dimensions
Above all the predestined directions
No pains, no pleasures…
No rat race for hidden treasures
I’m Alone!
Can’t bear it anymore….
Don’t fear it anymore…
I’m trapped in this Matrix
Life’s playing dirty tricks….
But somewhere from far…
Perhaps through a door left ajar
I hear voices… the memories left behind
In which, some joy I did find…
But, the moment, I try to reach for them
They disappear, abandoning me in this mayhem.
Alas! I hate to confess
I’m being sucked into the black hole of nothingness.

You Are Everywhere ©

In the glint of the the first sunbeam,
In the pleasures of the lazy noonday dreams,
In nature's orchestrations of tumultous rains,
In the extremities of joys and pains,
In the naivety of blowing dandelion wishes,
In the memories of innocent, amateur kisses,
I see you, because you're always there,
I see you, because you dwell everywhere,
I see you, because we can never be apart,
I see you, because you are in my heart.

I know, it's you when the wind ruffles my hair,
I know, it's you when I face the sun's glare,
I know, it's you when the stars wink at me from the sky,
I know, it's you when my heart soars up high,
Because you are the wind, caressing me all along,
Because you are the sun humming to me a wondrous song,
Because you are my naughty star winking away,
Beacuse you'll be my love, my life, my angel, come what may......

Directionless ©

Dunno what to do
Can’t figure out
Where did I go wrong?
Dunno where I belong

When did the laughter actually end?
My life’s intruded……
By true enemies and false friends
Where did the happiness fade?
It was right here with me
Few moments ago, like a blessing overhead

From where did Confusion embark?
It’s so suffocating and dark…..
I’ve done all that was possible
Isn’t my need for some understanding plausible?

I can’t please just everyone………
My life’s a living Hell
Has anyone realized
That someone has to please me as well?

Can anyone hear me? I’m dying down here
Everything's obscure, I’m falling for sure………
My world’s absolutely ablaze
I see someone beckoning me through that haze………

Who is it? Some Savior? Some Guardian Angel?
Rescuing me from this hell………
Or maybe it is just a mirage…….
Sprung out of the caverns of imagination
The long since nourished fascination………..

I’m still waiting….. Time is of the essence……….